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Drop your landing page link. Any page. We don't judge. The model definitely does.
The API fetches the page, extracts the useful bits, then asks the roast engine for a conversion teardown.
Use the category scores and fixes to rewrite, redesign, and stop leaking conversions.
Sample roasts generated by our AI. Paste any URL and see what it finds.
“Your pricing page buries the most important number behind three clicks. That's not minimalism — that's hide and seek with revenue.”
“The hero animation is gorgeous, but your H1 says nothing a competitor couldn't also claim. Beautiful wrapper, generic candy.”
“You crammed six value props above the fold and none of them landed. It's like watching someone explain their startup in an elevator that's on fire.”
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Deep Roast — example.com
7 categories · 23 actionable fixes
Your headline promises “the future of X” — which is what every YC batch since 2019 has said. Replace vague aspiration with a concrete outcome your buyer can picture in 5 seconds.
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Copy teardown, competitor analysis, priority fixes, mobile & speed
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7 audit categories · actionable fixes · delivered in seconds, not days.
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